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FAMOUS FACES (AND TRAITORS) - PAGE 12 for
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AMERICAN BANDSTAND British
Royalty Plantagenet
- Henry II as Donald Trump. -
Richard I as Donald Trump.
- John as Donald Trump. - Henry III as Donald Trump. - Edward I as Donald Trump. - Edward II as Anonymous. - Edward
III as Anonymous. - Richard II as Elon Musk. -
Henry IV as Elon Musk. - Henry V as Elon Musk. -
Henry VI as Elon
Musk. - Edward IV as Elon Musk. - George Duke of Clarence as Elon Musk. -
Edward V died as a
child. - Richard III as Donald Trump. - Richard Neville as Donald Trump.
King Henry
II
of England
1154 - 1189

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Common Law |
- Henry II (1133-1189) was King of England from 1154 until his death in 1189.
- During his reign he controlled England, limited parts of Wales and Ireland, and much of France (including Normandy, Anjou, and Aquitaine), an area that was later called the Angevin Empire, and also held power over Scotland for a time and the Duchy of Brittany.
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Henry was the eldest son of Geoffrey Plantagenet, Count of Anjou, and Matilda, daughter of Henry I of England.
King Richard I
of England
1189 - 1199

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The Lionheart |
- Richard I (1157-1199), known as Richard the Lionheart or Richard Cœur de Lion
because of his reputation as a great military leader and
warrior, was King of England from 1189 until his death in 1199.
- He also ruled as Duke of Normandy, Aquitaine, and Gascony; Lord of Cyprus; Count of Poitiers, Anjou, Maine, and Nantes; and was overlord of Brittany at various times during the same period.
- He was the 3rd of 5 sons of Henry II of England and Eleanor of Aquitaine and was therefore not expected to become king, but his
2 elder brothers predeceased their father.
King John
of England
1199 - 1216

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Lackland Magna Carta |
- John (1166-1216) was King of England from 1199 until his death in 1216.
- He lost the Duchy of Normandy and most of his other French lands to King Philip II of France, resulting in the collapse of the Angevin Empire and contributing to the subsequent growth in power of the French Capetian dynasty during the 13th-century.
- The baronial revolt at the end of John's reign led to the sealing of Magna Carta, a document considered a foundational milestone in English and later British constitutional history.
- John was the youngest son of King Henry II of England and Duchess Eleanor of Aquitaine.
King Henry
III
of England
1216 - 1272

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Pious and Wise |
- Henry III (1207-1272), also known as Henry of Winchester and nicknamed the Pious, the Wise and later the Saint. was the King of England from 1216 until his death in 1272.
- He was considered one of England's best kings.
- His long and mostly-successful 56-year reign was the longest in medieval English history.
- Throughout his reign, England would experience peace, stability and prosperity.
- Henry was extremely helpful, pious, and religious
and he helped the poor people in England. - He upgraded Westminster Abbey and reissued Magna Carta.
- However in 1258, Henry became unpopular, as the barons forced him to give up some of his power to them.
King Edward
I
of England
1272 - 1307

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Longshanks |
- Edward I (1239-1307), also known as Edward Longshanks and the Hammer of the Scots, was King of England from 1272 to 1307.
- Concurrently, he was Lord of Ireland, and from 1254 to
1306 ruled Gascony as Duke of Aquitaine in his capacity as a
vassal of the French king. - Edward was born at the Palace of Westminster, to King Henry III and Eleanor of Provence.
- He was married to Eleanor of Castille from 1254 until her
death in 1290. - His second wife was Margaret of France who
he married in 1299.
King Edward
II
of England
1307 - 1327

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The 1st Prince of Wales |
- Edward II (1284-1327), also known as Edward of Caernarfon or Caernarvon, was King of England from 1307 until he was deposed in January 1327.
- The 4th son of Edward I, Edward became the heir to the throne following the death of his older brother Alphonso.
- Beginning in 1300, Edward accompanied his father on campaigns in Scotland, and in 1306 he was knighted in a grand ceremony at Westminster Abbey.
- Edward succeeded to the throne the next year, following his father's death. In 1308, he married
Isabella of France, daughter of the powerful King Philip IV of France, as part of a long-running effort to resolve the tensions between the English and French crowns.
King Edward
III
of England
1327 - 1377

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Father of the Black Prince |
- Edward III (1312-1377), also known as Edward of Windsor before accession, was King of England from January 1327, until his death in 1377.
- He is noted for his military success and for restoring royal authority after the disastrous and unorthodox reign of his father, Edward II.
- Edward III transformed the Kingdom of England into one of the most formidable military powers in Europe.
- His 50-year reign is one of the longest in English history and saw vital developments in legislation and government, in particular the evolution of the English Parliament, as well as the ravages of the Black Death.
- He outlived his eldest son, Edward the Black Prince, and was succeeded by his grandson, Richard II. -
He was married to Philippa of Hainault (1310-1369) who was Queen of England as the wife and political adviser
to Edward.
King Richard
II
of England
1377 -
1399

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Dickon |
- Richard II (1367-1400), also known as Richard of Bordeaux, was King of England from 1377 until he was deposed in 1399.
- He was the son of Edward the Black Prince and Joan of Kent.
- The Black Prince died in 1376, leaving Richard as heir apparent to his grandfather, King Edward III.
- Upon the King's death, the 10-year-old Richard succeeded to the throne.
King Henry
IV
of England
1399 - 1413

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The Green Gallant |
- Henry IV (1367-1413), also known as Henry
Bolingbroke (having been born at Bolingbroke Castle in
Lancaster), was King
of England from 1399 to 1413, Lord of Ireland and duke of
Aquitaine. - Henry was the son of John of Gaunt, Duke of
Lancaster, and a grandson of King Edward III. - Joan of Navarre, also known as Joanna (c. 1368
-1437) was Duchess of Brittany by marriage to Duke John IV and later Queen of England as the wife of King Henry IV.
King Henry
V
of England
1413 - 1422

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Prince Hal |
- Henry V (1386-1422), also called Henry of Monmouth, was King of England, Lord of Ireland, and Duke of Aquitaine from 1413 until his death in 1422.
- He was born in Monmouth Castle in Wales. - His victory at Agincourt in 1415 and his conquest of Normandy gave England the upper hand in the Hundred Years' War and led, by the Treaty of Troyes in 1420, to his recognition as heir and regent of France.
- This was the high-water mark of the English cause in the
war and he was called the 'Warrior King.'. - He was married
to Catherine of Valois or Catherine of France (1401-1437) was
Queen of England from 1420 until 1422 she was the daughter of
King Charles VI of France.
- Celebrated in William Shakespeare's Henriad as one of the greatest warrior-kings of medieval England, Henry was also a forceful ruler at home, restoring public order, working closely with Parliament, and enforcing a strict religious orthodoxy.
King Henry
VI
of England
1422 - 1461

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The 'Mad' Boy King |
- Henry VI (1421-1471) was King of England from 1422 to 1461 and again from 1470 to 1471, and claimant to the French throne from 1422 to 1453 under the terms of the Treaty of Troyes.
- He was born in Windsor Castle. - He became king of England at the age of 9 months, following the death of his father, Henry V, and inherited the French claim upon the death of his maternal grandfather, Charles VI of France.
- Married to
Margaret of Anjou (1430-1482) who was Queen of England from 1445 to 1461 and again from 1470 to 1471.
- Through marriage, she was also nominally Queen of France from 1445 to 1453.
- Born in the Duchy of Lorraine into the House of Valois-Anjou, Margaret was the second eldest daughter of René of Anjou, King of Naples, and Isabella, Duchess of Lorraine.
King Edward
IV
of England
1461 - 1470

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Edward IV (1442-1483) was King of England from March 4, 1461, to October
3, 1470, then again from April 11, 1471, until he died in 1483.
- Born in France, he was the Earl of March before he
became king.
- He was a member of the House of York, and was a central figure in the Wars of the Roses, a series of civil wars in England fought between the Yorkist and Lancastrian factions between 1455 and 1487.
- Married to
Elizabeth Woodville (c. 1437-1492), known as Dame Elizabeth Grey during her first marriage, was Queen of England from
1464 until 1470 and from 1471 until 1483.
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Yorkist
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- George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence (1449-1478), was the
6th child and 3rd surviving son of Richard of York, 3rd Duke of York, and Cecily Neville, Duchess of York, and the brother of English kings Edward IV and Richard III.
- He played an important role in the dynastic struggle between rival factions of the Plantagenets now known as the Wars of the Roses.
- Though a member of the House of York, he switched sides to support the House of Lancaster, before reverting to the Yorkists.
- He was later convicted of treason against his elder brother, Edward IV, and executed, allegedly by drowning in malmsey wine.
- He appears as a character in William Shakespeare's plays Henry VI, Part 3 and Richard III, in which his death is attributed to the machinations of Richard.
King Edward V
of England
1483 - 1483

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Prince in the Tower
 Edward
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- Edward V (1470-1483)] was King of England from 9 April to 25 June 1483.
- Born on November 2, 1470, he succeeded his father, Edward IV, upon the latter's death.
- He was murdered by Richard III presumably in July 1483.
- His mother was Elizabeth Woodville who was first wed to John Grey of Groby
who died at the Second Battle of St Albans in 1461, leaving Elizabeth a widowed mother of two young sons.. - Edward V was never crowned, and his brief reign was dominated by the influence of his uncle and Lord Protector, the Duke of Gloucester, who deposed him to reign as King Richard III.
- This was confirmed by the Titulus Regius, an act of Parliament that denounced any further claims through Edward IV's heirs by delegitimizing Edward V and all of his siblings.
- The act was later repealed by parliament under Henry VII, who married Elizabeth of York, Edward V's eldest sister.
King Richard
III
of England
1483 - 1485

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- Richard III (1452-1485) was King of England from June
26, 1483, until his death in 1485. - He was the last king of the Plantagenet dynasty and its cadet branch, the House of York; the former had ruled England since 1154.
- Married to
Anne Neville (1456-1485) who was the younger of the two daughters and co-heiresses of Richard Neville, 16th Earl of Warwick (the
'Kingmaker'), and Anne Beauchamp, 16th Countess of Warwick. - His defeat and death at the Battle of Bosworth Field marked the end of the Middle Ages in England.
- Richard was created Duke of Gloucester in 1461 after the accession to the throne of his older brother Edward IV.
- In 2012, archaeologists found the king's skeleton buried beneath a parking lot in Leicester.
- The bones proved that he suffered from severe scoliosis, confirming that the physical description
of 'crouchback' was accurate
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Kingmaker |
- Richard Neville, 16th Earl of Warwick, 6th Earl of Salisbury (1428-1471), known as Warwick the Kingmaker, was an English nobleman, administrator, landowner of the House of Neville fortune and military commander.
- The eldest son of Richard Neville, 5th Earl of Salisbury, he became Earl of Warwick through marriage, and was the wealthiest and most powerful English peer of his age, with political connections that went beyond the country's borders.
- One of the principal leaders in the Wars of the Roses (1455–1487), originally on the Yorkist side but later switching to the Lancastrian side, he was instrumental in the rise of a king and the deposition of two, which led to his epithet of
'Kingmaker.'
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Part of the curse, Turn
Turn Turn The first part was
Mr. Tambourine Man
To everything, turn, turn, turn
There is a season, turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
Pete Seeger, 1959

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